Rachel Bochner | The “Sorry If It’s Selfish” Tour

Sat · Oct 24·4:30 PM – 6 PM·Arts at the Armory · Somerville

A wild night of irreverent comedy at Arts at the Armory, hosted by Lauren LoGiudice with rotating performers Emily Goldstein, Amma Marfo, and Emily Mame.

Sat · Oct 24·7 PM · 9 PM · 11 PM·Goofs Comedy Club · Somerville

Surprise headliner appears onstage, supported by touring comics and Boston's best at America's highest‑rated comedy club, for ages 21 and up.

Sat · Oct 24·8 PM – 9:30 PM·Portico Brewing · Somerville

Local comedians perform stand‑up in Portico Brewing’s taproom, offering laughs and brews.

Sat · Oct 24·9 AM – 1 PM·Union Square Farmers Market, 66-70 Union Square · Somerville

Tap dance company YellowShed performs all day at Union Square Farmers Market and sells original paint‑by‑tap artwork.

Sun · Oct 25·2:30 PM·The Burren, The Back Room, 247 Elm Street, Somerville, MA 02144

Amy Dancz Voice Studio performers showcase their talent at The Burren, Back Room.

Fri · Oct 23·7 PM – 9 PM·Rooted Cafe 191 Highland Ave #1B, Somerville, MA 02143

Unhinged bingo hosted by comedian Will Pottorff at Rooted Cafe, featuring drinks, free prizes, and jokes.

Sun · Oct 25·7 PM – 9 PM·Arts at the Armory · Somerville

Fish Tank Comedy showcases performers delivering seven minutes of 16‑116 characters while fish swim in tank at Arts at the Armory; food and drink at ROOTED Cafe.

Fri · Oct 23·7 PM – 7 PM·The Rockwell · Somerville

The Snuts perform at The Rockwell in Somerville, presented by Get To The Gig.

Mon · Oct 26·6 PM – 8:30 PM·The Rockwell · Somerville

Eight‑week clown class with Deby Xiadani at The Rockwell, sold out.

Mon · Oct 26·7 PM – 7 PM·The Rockwell · Somerville

Spookey Ruben performs at The Rockwell, joined by Alice Cohen and Monkey.

Mon · Oct 26·7 PM – 9 PM·The Rockwell · Somerville

Rockwell Open Mic at The Saloon, The Rockwell, Somerville.