Halloweekend

Thu · Oct 29·9 PM – 1 AM·Goofs Comedy Club · Somerville

Candy handed out at every show; costume wearers receive a free ticket to a future performance, at Goofs Comedy Club, ages 21+.

Fri · Oct 30·7 PM · 9 PM · 11 PM·Goofs Comedy Club · Somerville

Candy handed out at every show; costume wearers receive a free ticket to a future performance, at Goofs Comedy Club, ages 21+.

Sat · Oct 31·9 AM – 1 PM·Union Square Plaza, 66-70 Union Square, Somerville, MA 02143

Union Square Farmers Market (Union Square Plaza) — 60+ local producers sell fruits, vegetables, bread, jams, hot sauce, pickles, ready‑to‑eat foods, with SNAP matches available.

Sat · Oct 31·10 AM – 11 AM·West Branch Children's Room (2nd floor), West Branch, 40 College Ave, Somerville, MA, 02144

Costume parade through the West Branch library, desk trick‑or‑treat stops, then Halloween craft in the Children’s Room, ages 3–12.

Sat · Oct 31·10 AM – 12 PM·75 Union Square, Somerville

Volunteer to plant hundreds of bulbs in Union Square planters, with safety vests, gloves, and bulbs supplied; bring trowel, clothing, sun protection, water, and snacks.

Sat · Oct 31·10 AM – 12 PM·Auditorium, Central Library, 79 Highland Ave, Somerville, MA, 02143

Free 12‑week U.S. citizenship preparation class covering the new 128 civics questions, reading, writing, and interview practice at the Central Library auditorium, Somerville — ages 18 and up.

Tue · Nov 3·9 PM – 11:59 PM·The Jungle, 6 Sanborn Court, Somerville, MA 02143

Comedy Open Mic Tuesdays (The Jungle, Somerville) — Open mic comedy performances. Ages 21 and up.

Wed · Nov 4·8 PM·Goofs Comedy Club · Somerville

Professional comedians test brand‑new jokes at Goofs Comedy Club in Somerville, 21 and up.

Thu · Nov 5·6:30 PM – 9 PM·Arts at the Armory · Somerville

Joanne McNally delivers her acclaimed stand‑up set “Pinotphile” at Arts at the Armory, presented by Bill Blumenreich.

Thu · Nov 12·9 PM – 1 AM·Goofs Comedy Club · Somerville

Surprise headliner appears onstage, supported by touring comics and Boston's best at America's highest‑rated comedy club, for ages 21 and up.

Fri · Nov 20·7 PM · 9 PM·Goofs Comedy Club · Somerville

Peter Wong and Friends perform a live album recording at Goofs Comedy Club, recorded with Git R Done Records, for ages 21 and up.

Wed · Nov 25·8 PM·Goofs Comedy Club · Somerville

Fresh Goofs perform a Friendsgiving showcase at Goofs Comedy Club the night before Thanksgiving, for ages 21 and up.