Halloween Goofs! (spooky)

Sat · Oct 31·9 AM – 1 PM·Union Square Plaza, 66-70 Union Square, Somerville, MA 02143

Union Square Farmers Market (Union Square Plaza) — 60+ local producers sell fruits, vegetables, bread, jams, hot sauce, pickles, ready‑to‑eat foods, with SNAP matches available.

Sat · Oct 31·10 AM – 11 AM·West Branch Children's Room (2nd floor), West Branch, 40 College Ave, Somerville, MA, 02144

Costume parade through the West Branch library, desk trick‑or‑treat stops, then Halloween craft in the Children’s Room, ages 3–12.

Sat · Oct 31·10 AM – 12 PM·Auditorium, Central Library, 79 Highland Ave, Somerville, MA, 02143

Free 12‑week U.S. citizenship preparation class covering the new 128 civics questions, reading, writing, and interview practice at the Central Library auditorium, Somerville — ages 18 and up.

Sat · Oct 31·12 PM·The Burren, The Back Room, 247 Elm Street, Somerville, MA 02144

Acoustic Grateful Dead set by Reckoning Crew during a Halloween brunch at The Burren’s Back Room.

Fri · Oct 30·7 PM · 9 PM · 11 PM·Goofs Comedy Club · Somerville

Surprise headliner appears onstage, supported by touring comics and Boston's best at America's highest‑rated comedy club, for ages 21 and up.

Mon · Nov 2·7 PM – 9 PM·The Rockwell · Somerville

Rockwell Open Mic at The Saloon, The Rockwell, Somerville.

Thu · Oct 29·6 PM – 10 PM·Arts at the Armory · Somerville

Comedy and music Halloween revue with Clay N. Ferno, Devastasia Jeannie Martini and guests at Arts at the Armory; $15 early bird, $20 advance, $25 door, all ages.

Wed · Oct 28·8 PM·Goofs Comedy Club · Somerville

Professional comedians test brand‑new jokes at Goofs Comedy Club in Somerville, 21 and up.

Thu · Nov 5·9 PM – 1 AM·Goofs Comedy Club · Somerville

Tim Smith performs stand‑up comedy at Goofs Comedy Club in Somerville, ages 21 and up.